patch0ulli:
If you are a cute boy and we make eye contact in a coffee shop and you don’t immediately get up and turn my life into a romantic comedy I hate you, you little shit.
(via crashing-likethewaves)
feministpraxis:
bananabuttmuffin:
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
i am totally doing this next time someone pisses me off on the road.
(via reigndrops-on-roses)
nevvzealand:
why am i not a butterfly i wanna fly into everyones faces and annoy them but they cant get mad cos im so pretty
(via tumboner)
blueisforscarvesandboxes:
david-bui:
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just me
(via neverevergiiveup)
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