If you are a cute boy and we make eye contact in a coffee shop and you don’t immediately get up and turn my life into a romantic comedy I hate you, you little shit.
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
i am totally doing this next time someone pisses me off on the road.
why am i not a butterfly i wanna fly into everyones faces and annoy them but they cant get mad cos im so pretty
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just me